My dear, sweet Nolan,
While jumping down the stairs is entertaining to you, it is giving your mother a heart attack. Please hold onto the handrail and walk down the stairs from now on.
Also, while it sounds like the word "toy" is in toilet, I assure you this object is not meant to be played with. Trust me on this one.
The cat doesn't like playing "dinosaur chase." His tail is also not a handle. And no, the cat doesn't really want to eat your applesauce.
And, my dear boy, these precious little objects are not Legos:
And could you please tell Mommy where the other hearing aid went? Please?